Honeycomb

A word used to describe someone who lives near the water (usually a resort town) and preys on young women who are on vacation. The term "honeycomb" derives from the commercial for Honey-Comb Cereal involving a young blond spiky-haired boy with an abnormally large mouth and jaw line.

Although extensive research has not been done on the honeycomb phenomenon, it is believed to be a recessive gene passed on from the paternal side. There are 4 trademark physical features of a honeycomb; an abnormally prominent jawline, a very large mouth or fake and cheesy smile, a skater or overly-styled hair dew.

If you try to remember attempting to meet a girl by being a gentleman and were blatantly cockblocked by what many would call a group of dickheads you will picture honeycombs 99% of the time. They are pack hunters and use methods of flirtation that most would call douchebaggery.

There are many theories to the origin of the honeycomb none of which can be confirmed. Many believe it is a bio-weapon that alters DNA created by the Chinese to weaken American intelligence. Others believe that large-jawed aliens came to earth and mated with our females altering us genetically.

Wherever they came from they are a true nuisance and must be extinguished.

Yo look, girls playing volleyball! --ugh never mind, honeycombs got to them first.

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