Goddy Style

Goddy Style is the sexual position used by God to impregnate the Virgin Mary. It is unknown the actual position stance or posturing of Goddy Style. Performing the Goddy Style position allows the female to remain a virgin while still impregnating the females' uterus without a seed.

Doggy Style, immaculate conception, Goddy Style

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Mormon Crisis

The self realization that the rest of the world is having fun without you and your Mormon lifestyle. Typically a late 20's or early 30's something male who has never had a drink of alcohol or had sex with anybody other than his wife of 10 years. The male will rebel with his apostate and non-religious friends to equal a freshman in college, only 10-15 years older than the norm. Many males suffering a Mormon Crisis and leave the church because they are happier and feel the church has been holding them back from happiness.

Troy and Nathan are suffering a Mormon Crisis down at the local bar, they are out of control being that this is the first drink they've ever had and they are both 32 years old.

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