Sense-faking

Using self-referential linguistic hoops and astroturfed first-principle thinking to "make sense" of something complex, multi-faceted or paradoxical.

"I asked a Mcdonald's Cashier if I could pay ETH. She declined and asked for USD. We're still early."

Dude, you're sense-faking!

typesplaining

When ur bro writes JS and doesn't use types and you come along and tell him how stupid he is and the he should use Typescript to have less bugs.

Bro1: Hey bro look at my awesome JS app!

Bro2: Wtf dude no Typescript. We cannot be friends anymore because ur IQ is 3! GTFO

Bro1: sadface.png man ur typesplaining me. Pls stop :(