Zhang Gang

A Prince-Zuko looking headass that only drinks fiji water and stands a spectacular 4'3". He will try his best to steal and eat your shits.

My toilet was robbed by fucking Zhang Gang last night.

Juicy Clench

When you clench your butthole to stop liquid fire from shooting out, but then your anus locks up like a charlie horse and you have to pry your hole open with a crowbar.

Jimmy: man my ass locked up in a juicy clench last night and my mom had to help me pry it open with a golf club.

anticum

When somebody makes an orgasm face and noise but because of something bad

Jane: Dude I smelled that cheesedick and I totally anticummed