Bootieism

A budding philosophy with key concept of transfer of luck through anal coitus. During the act luck is balanced out like heat energy always flowing from the person with good luck to the person with bad luck.

She has really bad luck, guy who took her anal cherry ended up in a wheelchair.

Such is a cruel way of bootieism

Sublimation

Intense engagement in work, hobby, or sport in order to compensate for the lack of sexual activity.

A: Hey Brad, you look ripped, you must spend hours at the gym.
B: Yeah, its been two months since me and my girlfriend broke up.
A: I see... sublimation))

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