ISTIT

Acronym for "If she's twelve, I'm twelve", a funny remark for when young girls look like they're older than they actually are.

Guy 1: Oh shit, this girl's so cute!
Guy 2: Dude, she's only twelve!
Guy 1: ISTIT

Cumdrip

When a guy lacks the strength to cum, so instead of flying away his sperm will slowly drip off his penis like the little bitch he is.

Guy 1: I was fucking my girlfriend yesterday and couldn't give her a facial...
Guy 2: You're such a cumdrip!

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Eugene

A socially awkward young man, usually between the ages of 12 and 18.
He is known as the punching bag of the class and is basically invisible to girls.
Eugenes are also easily recognizable for wearing a tucked in and buttoned up shirt, may be wearing a trench coat on top and a Fedora.

Is extremely addicted to porn and games, his K/D ratio hovers around .3

Guy 1: Yo, what is this guy doing?
Guy 2: When Eugene reaches into his bag, you know it's time to run!

*Eugene opens fire*

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