national chicken alfredo day

national chicken alfredo day, it’s a day where you tell your guardian(s) that its national chicken alfredo day and they will make some !

hey *your guardian*, it’s national chicken alfredo day
*guardian* okay… and?
and you’re gonna make some!
*guardian* you’re right, i should!

pookie

a POOKIE is a nickname for your crush, boyfriend/girlfriend/partner, anyone that you are attracted to.

“oh my god, looks it’s my pookie! he’s walking this way, act normal.”