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When youâre fucking a girl from behind, you lean in whisper another girlâs name in her ear. While sheâs raging, hold her hips and see how long you can continue fucking.
Tried the raging bull with Tina last night... lasted a whole 7 minutes.
when your girl is on top and casually
slide and her panties to the side and slips your dick in and begins riding you like thereâs no tomorrow.
Person 1: Yo brah last night Jane pulled a fast one on me and did the slide n ride.
Person 2: Fuck brah.. she may be a keeper.
When you get cock blocked by the morning corkscrew.
Woke up and tried to fuck my girlfriend only to be roadblocked by the morning corkscrew
When you wake up hung over AF only to find the vibrator you were toying with last night is still in your vagina.
I woke up this morning after a night of drinking only to find a morning corkscrew and thought to myself what in the actual fuck happened last night.
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When your girl is sucking your dick and mid suck you take your dick out and slap her on the cheek.
Head was so bad I gave her the skirt steak slap.
When a man fucks your so good in the pool he cleans out your insides.
Girl one: Have you seen my new pool boy Janice? .. he gave me the chlorinator last night and sanitized my pussy...
Girl two: Damn girl.. you ainât getting pregnant after that shit.
Girl one: Nope...
When a chick utilizing the index and middle finger to swab to cooch for any rancid odors prior to cunnilingus just to ensure she all good.
Shit...Jamal about to go down on me.. better Do THE finger swipe and make sho Iâm all good.