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When a man fucks your so good in the pool he cleans out your insides.
Girl one: Have you seen my new pool boy Janice? .. he gave me the chlorinator last night and sanitized my pussy...
Girl two: Damn girl.. you ainât getting pregnant after that shit.
Girl one: Nope...
When you sit on his face and he eats you out so good you dead.
Yo gurl where u been? Just rose from the dead. Darryl put my ass in a vagina coffin last night
When a guy is going down on you and you round house kick him in the head as youâre about to get off.
Brah, just as Sheila was about to explode, she kangaroo kicked me and gave me CTE.
When a guy wakes up after throwing his meat around all night with a limp pruned sticky dick.
Fucked this girl all night and woke up with soggy bacon. Breakfast In bed has been served.