Total Body Evacuation

The simultaneous loss of multiple types of bodily fluids, on an involuntary basis, after passing out following a night out on the town.

Known on twitter as #TBE

Julian didn't know what had happened to his bed until he realised he'd had a Total Body Evacuation during the night

Badgyvagy

When your mates whimp out, go home and decide they've had enough and slope-off home - they have one of these. The only visible symptom is a moist crotch.

A more intense, infectious and specialised condition, worse than mangina - found only in men.

Anyone who suffers from this condition is more likely to have a bromace or be your gayest best friend

Stephen needed some napkins to dry up the mess leaking from his badgyvagy

Alastair didn't go to the pub as his badgyvagy hurt