Band Bus Code

the code that bandies attempt, but never end up swearing by regarding what happens on the band bus: what happens on the band bus STAYS on the band bus.

Marie: omg on that one band trip i sat next to this trumpet player... we ended up hooking up!
Gina: whoa, girl! don't you know the band bus code? what happens on the band bus STAYS on the band bus!

Rick: HAHAHA JOHN KISSED RANDY ON THE WAY HOME FROM LAST WEEKS COMPETITION!
John: IT WAS A DARE AND IT WAS ON THE CHEEK!
Fred: What happened to the band bus code?!

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Reed Fail

when a woodwind player (reed woodwinds) cracks, splits, chips, etc. their own reed by accident.

Amanda: *walking around* hey guys, i finally got a new reed- (psffk!)
Melissa: what was that?
Amanda: i just split my new reed...
Melissa: REED FAIL!

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Neckstrap Fail

when a saxophone player completely puts away their saxophone but walks away with their neckstrap still around their neck.

Jim: *puts saxophone away and gets up to leave*
Brian: hey jim! you still have your neckstrap on!
Jim: NECKSTRAP FAIL! D:

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