University of Chicago

1. It's U OF C not UIC, morons.

2. The really good school your relatives will have never heard of.

1.

Person 1: "Oh, you go to UIC? Cool!"
U of C student: **sigh**

2.

Grandmother, on hearing you're at the University of Chicago Chicago: "Oh, that's nice dear. But I thought you were smart? Why are you going to a state school?"

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