anal probe

having aliens put a hoopa joop in your ass, which makes a satellite come out of your ass, being under alien control, and fart fire.

Cartman Gets an Anal Probe

momentum

A function of mass and velocity is conserved between portals. In layman's terms, speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out.

keep the portal momentum!

frhelp

Helping something or something with a friend.

"You've been very frhelpful!"

urinal

a wall toilet for peeing on

he drank water and he went to the urinal to pee on.

sbemail

Strong Bad's acronym and email together.

"Checking my sbemail..."

i'am

the word "I'm" but misspelled

"Sorry, I'am doing my stuff."

DILLIGAF

Do I look like I give a fuck?

"Look! I got something!"
"DILLIGAF?"