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scientology

When science fiction fandom goes too far.

Scientology sounds like a great sci-fi book, but I don't think I'll read it. The fanbase be kinda extreme.

by udontknowmeidontknowu March 12, 2021


The bad batch

huntah, icko, tick, recker, and 'rosshair

The bad batch rides in the meradah

this definition written by omega

by udontknowmeidontknowu November 18, 2021

20👍 3👎


Peas

The viridescent spheroid object consumed in a large quantity, specifically an amount substantial enough to suffuse the surface area of a rectangular platter, by a youthful female Homosapien by means of a brief moment of faceplanting onto the mentioned rectangular platter and fluctuation of the forelimbs.

Please give me-- a whole tray of -- PEAS
Thank you
omnomnomnomnom

google it

by udontknowmeidontknowu April 28, 2021


99

1) A true hero of the clone war and savior of Tapoka city
2) The amount of balloons it would take to start a nuclear war

1) 99 died defending Tapoka city only for it to be destroyed by his own brothers
2) This is what we've waited for!

This is it, boys, this is war

The president is on the line

As 99 red balloons go by

by udontknowmeidontknowu August 24, 2021


Glow squid

The Glow squid is a new genetic mutation of the squid, giving it the ability to glow and making it more powerful. Soon the evil Squid Empire will take over the world and enslave all of humanity. Only the Iceologer gang has the power to fight off these beasts.

oh no, the squids are taking over!!!!

The Glow squids are too powerful!!!
I should have voted for the Iceologer.

by udontknowmeidontknowu December 10, 2020

8👍 4👎


Amogus

A game where little A-shaped guys mug people, hence the name "Amogus".

A letter A mugged us in Amogus.
That's sus.

by udontknowmeidontknowu November 2, 2021


Mars

The second planet humans will inhabit, we just need to build a giant electromagnet to get rid of the radiation. It's manifest destiny, but this time let's not enslave, murder, and do countless other unspeakable acts to any martian natives we find.

year: 2130
Guy: Ima go to the beach
Guy 2: ok but don't forget your tetanus shot
Guy: oh right we're on Mars, and iron sand, haha!

by udontknowmeidontknowu March 5, 2021