dick tuck

When a man has to take a shit, he must first tuck the dick behind the toilet seat to avoid pissing all over the bathroom floor.

Man, I had to piss and shit so bad, lucky for that dick tuck or there would've been a lot of cleaning to do.

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emotionally body-checked

When someone puts you up against the boards emotionally. They beat you down anyway possible without laying a hand on you. Typically, they result in tears.

Today the new general manager of our Chicago office came to town. He met and shook everyone's hand with the exception of me. I was totally emotionally body-checked.

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