barrel racing

The greatest sport that was ever created. Predominantly for female, because males are sissies.

"Being a cowgirl is kind of like being perfect, just harder."

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cowgirl

A female that is everything that you dreamed of. Also, the one woman that you haven't a shot in hell with. Cowgirls are sexy, and can whoop your ass without breaking a nail.

"Being a cowgirl is kinda like being perfect, only harder. Don't try it, you'll hurt yourself."

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southern belle

God's greatest creation ever. The most beautiful women in the world.

"You're beautiful." "I know. I'm from the South."

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