mastercard

The 3rd greatest invention ever. Spend all your money without carrying it round! Can be used to buy nearly everything, except da 1st gr8est invention (weed). Even if u get mugged, u can stop da fuckerz frm spendin yo $$$$'s.

Daughter: Daddy, I need $500!

Pisst of Father: Just take the card and spend as much as u want!

Daughter: yay!

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