Muffin milk is the yummy liquid discharge when a woman is having an orgasm.
That Princess was juicy to start with, but I almost drown in hermuffin milk when she started cumming!
The group of people who âfact checkâ social media posts but only the ones then donât like.
My meme got flagged by the fuckcheckers
The group of online nazis that limit free speech
My meme got flagged by the fuckcheckers
Bending a hookerâs legs into various shapes while fucking her
Last night I played whoreogami and she was flexible enough to do the giraffe and the double Dracula
When a girl is flexible enough and licks her own pussy
I especially love after I cum in my girlfriend, since she has a self cleaning taco
A funny quip by someone named Larry
His sense of humor is Hilarryious
Trade skills that are not taught at traditional colleges.
Did your neighbor just buy a new boat?
Yes, he used his Conservative Arts degree in plumbing to pay cash for it!!!
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