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The words uttered by a man in his car before he sadly shot up the Christchurch mosque, killing more than 50 people.

Car: *Beep*
Brenton: "Remember Lads, Subscribe to Pewdiepie."

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diarrheaphobia

The act of being scared to shit that you are going to shit liquid shit.

I had diarrheaphobia so badly yesterday that it hurt like fuck whenever I shat normal.

Lamar Institute of Technology

The most LIT college in the world. Literally. careers.insidehighered.com/getasset/32ed8344-948f-4503-bb08-a2a63f23d0cc/

Person 1: I'm gonna get soooo lit down in college.
Person 2: Where at?
Person 1: Lamar Institute of Technology, or LIT

autismo gizmo

noun - Another name for an over-marketed device meant for people with autism such as a fidget spinner, fidget cube, or any other fidget toy out there.

Person 1: Hey, what's that thing?
Person 2: A fidget spinner.
Person 1: Cool, isn't that an autismo gizmo?
Person 2: Yeah, I guess. These things are really pointless, although it is somehow necessary to be cool to have one.

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