martial art

Another way of saying that something isn't THAT difficult, keeping in mind that martial arts aren't that easy. Used in a simliar manner as rocket science (when used sarcastically.)

I asked my mom to scan my essay and email it to me, but she found it too complex. I tell her it isn't a martial art, so she hangs up on me and I got an F for that essay.

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ferm

Short for fermaphrodite. A gender which is hermaphrodite (a being with dual sex organs.) A ferm a functioning female sex organ, while the male does not. Very rarely do both work, and very rarely do neither work. The opposite of a ferm is a merm

She was born a fermaphrodite, but never told any of his friends.

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smacks

Money. One (1) dollar. Can be coin, bills or a combination of both.

I just dropped 50 smacks on some new headphones.

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gnutella

A file sharing netowork with many hosts. The most common are BearShare, Gnucleus, Morpheus, Swapper, XoloX Ultra, LimeWire and Phex.

LimeWire is my favorite gnutella based p2p network.

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flatuglance

The face you make to assure others that you were not responsible for the fart in the room.

I didn't hear anything, but Michaels flatuglance took him off the list.

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cracking

Removing copyright protection from copyrighted software. Commonly used to obtain software without paying for it. Cracking is not by inserting a false or used serial number, but to insert other documents and files into the actual program to make it seem like it was registered by a paying customer, when it actually wasn't.

My friend downloaded Microsoft Word, and is cracking it right now.

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heathen

A non-believer, usually coming from someone of a certain religion, directed to a person that does not believe in that religion.

A kid I know is such a devout Mormon he calls non-Mormon's heathens.

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