boombalada

A mature aged obese lady who has fatty boomsticks, hence the name boombalada.

wow dude look at that boombalda over there rolling in french fries!

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turkey ball

A large turkey-neck-looking device that is spun round in multiple rotations and then let go directed at an offender. They are usually made from some sort of hard object tied into old pantyhose and are recommended for use in attempting to slap your little brother with for being obese.

"ah stop being fat or i'll slap ya with my turkey ball!"

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Schmock

The art of having artistically placed a piece of dog poo on a stick

That boy used a stick to flick the poo away, but instead he had made himself a schmock

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umbie

me. the one and only known umbin in the world. Serious its my real name. if u want to know what it really means you must go to www.umbin.com

hi my name is umbin, but you can call me umbie

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engrish

A vocabulary consisting of all letters of the alphabet except the letter "L", in which the letter "R" is used in its place.

Hurro I am Japanese and I have finally learnt how to speak Engrish.

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schmecken

This word is recommended for use on a younger sibling of whom smells and looks like a dog. It is a command used as a method of telling someone to rub their face into something, such as food or shite, just as a dog would do.

"dont tell mum coz if u do you must schmecken these" (pointing to nana's cottontails)

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sinituetti

1.a sandwich that can be considered as fine art and is of fine taste.
2.anything to do with subway sandwiches.

the subway sandwich artist has impeccable sinetuetti style

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