Little Tummy Syndrome (LTS)

A genetic birth disorder with the following symptoms:
small stomach
small gastrointestinal capacity
lacking the ability to complete a meal or snack
becomes full easily or remains full for extended periods of time after a meal.

Little Tummy Syndrome (LTS) effects approximately

11% of the US population
0.1% of Southerns

"Man, I can't finish my frozen yogurt."
"Why not?"
"Because I have Little Tummy Syndrome (LTS)."
"That blows."

"I'm envious of people, who can eat a lot because of my LTS."