Cafe Hoop

The feminist co-op at Wellesley College, located in the basement of the Wang Campus Center. It's basically a hipster feminist lesbian sorority where you can buy expensive mediocre food, but worth it because the Hoopies are all so hot. You basically have to be a cool hot lesbian to work there. Initiation involves carrying a large hoop around everywhere for a week, which is not hazing because it's fucking awesome. Tampons hang from the paint-splattered walls and pictures of boobs are everywhere. It instills in men an instinctual fear -of strong powerful beautiful women who are not interested!

-Oh my god, I have such a girl crush on that chick
-Her? Everyone's got a crush on her, she works at Cafe Hoop.

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