rhode island

a place where everyones girlfriend has cheated once, was sorry, but still liked the cheating up until they were caught and its usually with a guy that was way uglier than the boyfriend she was with. usually a cousin.

rhode island, where everyone is single and ready to mingle 90% of the time even when they are married with kids.

rhode island, easiest state to get someones wife to go down on you for a 50$ wine and dine or some drugs.

rhode island, that akward moment when you realize your lady slept with every hood nigga in the room.

rhode island, where the men are the women and the women are the men.

rhode island guy 1: my girlfriend would never cheat on me.
rhode island guy 2: uh, she sucked my dick months ago and kissed you with it the same day.
rhode island guy 1: all rhode island women are whores.
rhode island guy 2: she sucked a good dick tho.

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