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Going for a jog in just your knickers
Nancy: It's really muggy today, I think I might go for a knickerjog!
Gerrard: Really, what about your boobs? Won't they bounce up and down like kangaroos on space hoppers?
Nancy: No that's fine, I actually quite like it, and it stops me getting nipple rub!
When you go down on a woman only to find that she's been freshly fucked by another man but she purposely didn't mention it!
Jack: Jill, your pussy tastes different!
Jill: do you like it?
Jack: I'm not sure!
Jill: (grabbing Jack's hair and wrapping her legs around his neck) Well, surprise! It's full of some other guys cum, lap up your Creampie surprise!
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The post coital cum that seeps out from a moist vagina.
Jenny: Vicky, it looks like you've sat on something wet, as there's a patch on your skirt!
Vicky: don't worry about it, it's just cummy drop!
someone who submits words to urban dictionary solely in an effort to waste the time of the people who approve the words on urban dictionary
Even if you think it's been a very small waste of your time. Times that by the number of people who've read this timewaster definition and it's wasted at least as much time as it's took to write it
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