Brownback

Verb - To go overboard and abuse whatever power you have (political or otherwise) to retaliate against an insignificant negative statement by someone with little to no influence, thus making a gigantic ass of yourself in the process.

Noun - A person who brownbacks

Note: Named after Gov. Sam Brownback who paid thousands to demand an apology from some high school kid who tweeted that "he sucked" to about 60 followers.

"I'm going to post something on facebook about how I think Obama is lame."
"Dude, I wouldn't do that"
"Why? What's he going to do, brownback me?"
"Well, if he does, make sure you wear one of my promotional t-shirts when they interview you. I wouldn't want a PR blunder like that to go to waste ^__^."

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Roughilize

Manly wrestling, brawling, or otherwise fighting. The implication is that while very sexy, it is most certainly very very MANLY fighting. .. with MEN!

Tom Hiddleston said of his character Loki in The Avengers during a panel at the New York Comic Con (10/15/2011) "Loki has to adapt to each hero, the way that he fights Captain America .. might be a little more rough and tumble. I'll be interested to see what you think of the way Loki gets roughilized, and, um, inevitably there's a lot more brotherly brawling with the god of thunder .."

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Inverse Rape

Refusing to date someone you're not attracted to. Doing so is seen by some as bigotry and promoting discriminatory abuse, that forcing people to date outside their personal preferences is the only way for society to progress.

Asian Girl: "Wanna go out?"
Gay white dude: "Sorry, not my type."
Asian Girl: "THAT'S RACIST! Don't Inverse Rape me!"

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