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a generic term for a white man with proto-fascist beliefs and nostalgia for the Antebellum America; the last hope for a Republican party that can be united by nothing other than white nationalism
fuck we still don't have a Speaker of the House.
chill bro they'll just elect a Mike Johnson
wait *which* Mike Johnson, my dude?
that's the beauty of it: any Mike Johnson will do
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a name for a girl you have a 20% chance of falling in love with if you were born between the years 1985 and 1995
Director: We need a name for a girl born around the time the Berlin Wall fell.
entire crew, staff, audience, world: LINDSAY!!! LINDSAY, YOU IDIOT!
Director: Wait isn't that a man's name?!
entire crew, staff, audience, world: GO BACK TO YOUR COUNTRY, YOU REDCOAT!
the Death of the Soul due to prolonged and continuous donning of Business Casual attire
the loss of Personality as a result of ritualistic daily preference for Soft Silky Slacks with Dresséd Shirts
Here lies Mark Connors (1994â2016), who previously lived a life full of Joy, Normalcy, and Fat, but died of the Death, due to the Business; a Business Casualty as it were
"Sources estimate business casualties in the thousands, with many families soon to be destitute as a result of Presses Shirts and Pleats."
a system of political organization and governmental rule in which the possession and maintenance of superior mullets takes precedent over other parameters; ascendancy of particular political leaders is determined solely based on mullet; it should be noted that while the quality of a mullet is what determines an individual's standing in political rank and hierarchy, the question of mullet "quality" is a dubious one and constitutes a matter of great subjectivity and lively debate.
oh what a fool I was to believe in the myth of mulletocracy.
you think hard work and diligence is all it takes? you're wrong: we live in a mulletocracy.
the mallet or the mullet? an age old question about the right path to political progress.
We here at the Arkansas Department of State advocate a policy of regime change in the State of New York and strongly promote its residents to adopt our time-honored mulletocratic values and institutions.
What you say you did with your 20's/30's when you didn't do anything important or remotely useful but you have to explain now because someone asked
Lobocuda: "Man didn't someone tell me you were in prison back then?"
Tacobooco: "Nope...was in graduate school back then."
Lobocuda: "Ah ok, that's why I simultaneously remember you smelling horrible then but also that I never saw you...strange..."
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a large building near a city's downtown filled with books, children, and sleeping homeless people
"hey brother can you spare a dime?"
"shut up and go to the public library!"
"shit! i really need some books, homeless people, and children."
"dude, have you heard of the public library?"
Originally an awesome song by Kool n the Gang, one of their few songs that has real chord changes, "Dujii" refers to marijuana.
Dude, that dujii made Ronnie's Groove sound about 10x better!
"Dude, have you heard that tune 'Dujii'?"
"'Dujii!' What are you smoking, man? Dujii?"