Oana

Scientific name: Wankescu cristinus

Size: always manages to be a foot shorter than everyone
Qualities: L’s iq, s tier humour, heart of mother teresa, bestest pal you could ask for, love, support, advice, shoulder to cry on provider, short, annoying, stupid, boring, loud, gross, smells bad, farts constantly, snores
Likes: fruit

Dislikes: vagina chest creator

Notes: don’t give it capră milk, it is lack toes in toll her ant

Melonium: Golly gosh is that Oana traversing our way?
Simcard: Indeed it is! But it is leaking blood?
Naboner: Then it’s not Wankescu, it is Crampescu.