natch

n. The NATure CHannel. Also as: Natch, NatCh and (rarely) NATCH. Usually follows a definite article.

Heya chap, were you watching 'When Bears Attack' last night on the natch? Was it not the shizzle?

dirty rag

An offbeat and often scandalous newspaper.

Me? I read the Times. I can't believe you read a dirty rag like the Post.