cock-o-doodle-doobie

A joint smoked early in the morn when den roosters be crowin'. Or whenever you wake up, basically just an alternative for wake n bake. Limited to joints if it is to be taken literally, of course, but anyone who takes this word so seriously as to split such hairs could clearly benefit from a cock-o-doodle-doobie.

"I'll be up in just a minute, babe. Just rolling a cock-o-doodle-doobie for the morning. And each one I roll I roll for you because I cock-o-doodle-dig you, even if some people call me a cock-o-doodle-douchebag. I know you'll never cock-o-doodle-dump me."

"You know what this morning calls for? Yep, you read my mind. I hear the ganja rooster crowin': it is 'HIGH TIME' for them cock-o-doodle-doobies."