bowned

Having your penis owned by a bitch.
AKA: gettin a boner from a bitch you didnt want

Ron: I didnt wanna have sex with this bitch grenade but then she gave me a lap dance, I got a boner, and one thing led to another...
Eddie: Dude, you just got BOWNED!!

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pity like

Liking someones status, not because you actually like it, but because you could tell that the person tried hard to write it and expects people to like it.

Meh, that status is kinda lame, but I could tell that Sally thought it sounded really cool when she wrote it. I'll just pity like it.

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Vac-cum

The mouth of a female
Aka: cum vacuum

Guy 1: I dont want my ejaculate matter to go to waste. What do I do?
Guy 2: Don't you have a girlfriend?
Guy 1: Oh yeah. I could use her vac-cum to get rid of it.

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Pornograph

A photograph of pornographic nature.

Did you see Staceys pornograph?
Yeah man! She was completely naked from head to toe!

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Yin Yang

A biracial couple 69ing.

When members of 2 different races are 69ing, it resembles a Yin Yang.

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