cool hacker shit

Describes when someone shows proficiency with electronics

Clayton totally put Laura's name on somebody else's website; that's some cool hacker shit right there!

thai take-out

Placing a gerbil in a balloon; inserting it into one's anus/vagina; then blowing up the balloon and taking bets on how long said theorem gerbil survives.

Tom, stop by the pet store... I'm thinking Thai Take-out tonight. Wink.