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Sigursteinn an Icelandic guy with heavenly blue eyes that would catch any women off-guard. A very tall guy with a great body, has fierce eyebrows and a killer jaw-line. Usually the center of the attention because everyone loves him. He is straight up with everybody; making him anyones go to guy. Always there for you with the straight facts. He is always down to do anything making him the best friend anyone would love to have. He comes off as distant with his feelings, but with a certain lucky lady he chooses he'll give her the world and more. Any girl would be down right lucky to have a Sigursteinn as a boyfriend! He can be stubborn at times making people resent him, but he's usually always right. Also has a strong liking to video-games causing him to disappear for days. It'll take time to get in his trusted friend circle, but is worth the wait!
Alexandra: Have you seen Sigursteinn?
James: He's been on rust for hours.
Alexandra: I just want his attention!
when your grandmother is wearing a skirt and flashes her grandson while doing leg lifts on Christmas eve
omg I didn't mean to queeb you!
friend- wtf is a queeb
me- when a old lady flashes her vagina
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When your girl has the bad case of the dick fever who wants to be in a dick coma and gives a nasty blowjob that makes your dick have a sneeze attack oozing your infection all over her. Sick knobbing being one of the most contagious diseases out there now adays
Adam: Lastnight my girl gave me a sick knob that left me needing more then tissues!
Kyle: My girl hasn't been sick in awhile I think it's time to get a new girl.
Adam: Sick knob is the new EPICdemic!
Kyle: Oi trust
Honeybear is a verb. It's when you're out in the woods and a man licks your butt while you're up against a tree. It's called honeybear because it's sweeter than a bear mauling you on the tree.
Barba- "Girl I've had a headache so long that I was calling honeybears out in the woods last night"!
Lindsey- "You better not have had swamp-pass!"