kum and go

A chain of gas station/convenience stores primarily in the Midwest, over half of which are currently located in Iowa. The name is a play on the phrase "come and go" (obviously) but the initials are changed to reflect those of the parent company, Krause Gentle Corporation. Many people have observed that the word "Kum" is closer in spelling and appearance to the word cum than "Come", giving the name an unintended sexual connotation... or perhaps that was the intent of Kraus Gentle Corp. all along, seeing as how Kum and Go is one of the few convenience stores to regularly carry pornography. Whatever the reason, Kum and Go is a very successful branch of its parent company, and the number of stations are planned to nearly double by 2008.

"Let's stop at Kum and Go for some gas and porn."
"Ha ha... kum..."
"Yes, I've lived here for 13 years. It's not that funny anymore."

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