Matt

A refrigerator for beers. No other contents are allowed as it is a specialty refrigerator. Be careful when inviting a Matt to parties as it is programmed to automatically consume all beers it encounters.

Amazingly, the Matt has no capacity limit and has been known to consume mass quantities of beer in one sitting without recharging and without any side effects.

The Matt itself looks quite bearish in appearance with a rough outward exterior much like a mountain man. However, he is well liked and a good friend. Filipinos have been known to flock towards the Matt for it's appearance and personality. With many filipino men and women falling in love with the Matt. However, the Matt cannot be tamed and moves from location to location, country to country, consuming beer.

One odd fact about the Matt is that some gay filipino men are compelled to poop in it's mouth.

Wow, you drank that entire keg of beer by yourself! What are you, a Matt??

Person 1: Where do you poop?

Person 2: In Matt's mouth.

Person 1: .......................

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