Progastinating

the act of preventing your gas from passing.

"man dont do progastinating"
"what does that mean?"
"you are procrastinating your farting. dont keep it in"

Straghit

A different way of expressing your heterosexuality. You can also trick others into saying that they are gay, but this should not be used in an offensive way.

"Yo dude are you straghit"
"No i aint straghit"
"HAHAHAHAHAHHAH ur gay"

TTHS

"TTHS" means "Two Trucks Having Sex". It is the hit song by Neil Cicierega and is now a romantic way of asking for love making.

Harry: Can we TTHS?
Louis: wdym
Harry: lets just make love