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Progastinating

the act of preventing your gas from passing.

"man dont do progastinating"
"what does that mean?"
"you are procrastinating your farting. dont keep it in"

by unmotivational lizard August 17, 2021


Progastinator

Someone who waits until the last possible minute to fill up on fuel for their vehicle. Often long after the low-fuel warning light comes on.

Greg is such a progastinator. Every time I'm in his car, his gas light is on.

by Glergsen February 27, 2015


progastinate

The act of putting off getting gas for your vehicle or waiting for the price of gas to go down only to find out when you do go to get gas the price has risen.

I should of got gas this morning before I went to work.I progastinated and the price jumped .50 cents after work.

by Freonman June 1, 2011


Progastination

Finding any reason to avoid the filling station, until fuel tank is absolutely on "E." Usually causing the progastinator to be outdoors at a self-serve station in the most deplorable of weather conditions.

I blew off getting gas in my car because the station was (busy, it was too dark, it was too early, my car was too warm, I was running late or insert other reason here.) Now I'm on "E," it's raining sideways AND I'm late. Progastination wins again.

by rmsalem65 April 19, 2011

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Progastinator

Individual who waits until their fuel light has been on a few days before stopping for gas.

"I don't want to stop for gas, it's so cold outside!"

"Kim, stop being such a progastinator."

by Sweeetpot November 14, 2014

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Progastination

Hesitance in buying gas

When I saw the price of fuel, I had acute progastination

by Fireball_J May 4, 2022