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Animated storytime channels. Need I say more?
Me:*browsing Youtube*
Me: *sees title: "I am allergic to masks! (worse than COVID)*
Me: Wow I wonder what kind of story this could be? *clicks*
Video: *protagonist is a stolen art drawing from Faline San and turns out not to be allergic*
Me: thanks for wasting 10 minutes of my life with your pathetic clickbait, extorting children and giving Karens more excuses to keep exisiting!!!
Everybody else: Why'd you click on the video? Everybody older than 5 knows these channels have no life and are fucking disgusting human beings.
My favourite word in the English language, but "society's" number one world problem for no fucking reason.
I fucking love to use the word fuck. Why the fucking fuck do people get so fucking offended by it?! IT'S JUST A F U C K ING WORD!!!
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The reason communism and YouTube's copyright laws still exist.
Apple wants to fucking control and suck money out of EVERYTHING. I can't download any small fun app because nooooo, a PaRt Of ThE pRoFiTs MuSt Go To ApPlE.
I can't fucking design my phone's own UI to however I want! No, Apple wants to shove their fucking bullshit design and propaganda up your face so hard you'll become a fanboy sheep just like all the other 1.4 BILLION idiots who still think it is cool bEcAuSe ItS aPpLe
Urban Dictionary but in picture mode
4chan is the physical image version of what you get when you type "sex," "porn" or "hentai" on Urban Dictionary but 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse.
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That Which Must Not Be Googled
Snapewives are high on love potion.
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Youtube was spying on kids' information and got sued for it. FTC's solution? MAKE THE MOST R E T A R D E D IDEA EVER: IMPLEMENT AGE DISCRIMINATION THAT DOESN'T EVEN PROTECT KIDS AND INSTEAD MAKES EVERYTHING WORSE!!!
The FTC is really retarded (even more than flat earthers)
One of the most disgusting shock videos out there. It contains two guys in a kitchen. The one asks in the creepiest hentai voice ever, âDo YoU wAnT a SaNdWiCh?!â The other says is an even more disturbingly hentai voice, âYeS i LoVe YoUr SaNdWiChEs!!!â So the guy starts making the sandwiches. He spits into the patty. Then he pulls back his foreskin to reveal his whole penis head covered in dick cheese. He uses this as the cheese for the sandwich. As if this isnât bad enough, it gets worse. The other guy eats the sandwich and says, âHeY tHiS cHeEsE iS tAcKy!â He continues to eat it happily ever after. Extremely nauseating video attempting to glorify eating dick cheese. Worse than eating cum in my opinion, DONâT WATCH!!!
Sicko: Hey wanna watch 2 guys 1 sandwich?
Poor unfortunate soul: This better not be about eating shit or cum
Sicko: No itâs even better! * he he *
* watches it *
Poor unfortunate soul: WHAT THE FUCK THATâS EVEN WORSE!!! I HATE YOU!!!
* Sicko laughs while eating dick cheese in the background *
This is how I watched it btw
Btw if youâve made it this far congratulations because everything you just read is fake
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