High Standards

A person who demands an extremely specific person to be their lover. It is usually very hard for someone with High Standards to meet a compatible person, but if all standards are met, she is a keeper.

"Ugh, I hate my love life."

"What's wrong Bob?"
"This girl I met is a Christian, Gamer, Speaks 15 languages, and is a black belt in karate! But she isn't a Virgin smh. She doesn't meet my standards, so I'm going to have to let her go."

"Well, that's what happens when you have High Standards."

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Dry

A conversation that is considered very boring or bland. It's usually the result of the person on the other end to either not be interested in talking or giving very vague responses to the conversation. This results in a feeling of uncertainty and anxiety within the other end of the conversation. Usually occurs online, but can happen in real life scenarios.

Person X: Hello! How are you
Person Y: Good.
Person X: That's good to hear.
(awkward pause)
Person X: Soo anything up?
Person Y: Nm.
Person X: Oh well I'm studying personally, it's kind of hard lol.
Person Y: Cool.
Person X: I mean not really??
(Awkward pause)
Person X and Y: God this is so dry.