Geoff "the Rob"

a name beloning to only the greatest of men. Men who don't fuck with tap water, they brew their own beer. Watchu know about brewin' your own beer? A name so exclusive to mankind, it is a international law that only the finest of babies be bestowed upon the name of Geoff.

Many would die for the opportunity to meet a Geoff

mere mortal: uhhh...this is all wrapped in mitochondria right

Geoff "the Rob": I have descended down from Mount Olympus to personally tell you that nothing is wrapped in mitochondia

everyone else: IT IS A MIRACLE...ITS A GOD ON EARTH

Geoff "the Rob": I am afraid not, for I am just....a geoff

everyone else: ohhhh....ahhhhhh