rochester

a city in new york whose economy is pretty much screwed, and where nobody actually wants to go, due to its high crime rate. there is, however, a sort of charming quality about it which persuades people to stay. in the suburbs, of course, so you don't get shot.

dude#1: oh, yeah, so i've decided to leave rochester...i mean, i have to carry a gun with me everywhere i go!!!
dude#2: but...it's nice here...i don't know why...maybe it's something in the air...
dude#1:yeahhh...um, i'm still going to leave...i've been in 6 knife fights....today....

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