ILLINOIS

pronounced (Ill-i-noise) is the gay capital of the united states. on average 1 out of every 1 residents are homosexual. also the state hosts the embarrassment of the big 10 conference u of i... they suck at all sports, most notably basketball at which they have never won a national championship. anyone illinoisian who is currently poisoning another state should be rounded up and returned to the destitute land that is illinois.

"dude, i have to pee"
"not untill we get through Illinois... you dont wanna get raped in the rest stop"

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