hemmed up

- verb (origin 2010, UOIT)
The act of performing public versions chronological stupidity; the mix up of alphanumeric date abbreviations due to severe retardation; chronologically impaired; if your name is Hemal Patel

"Hello Jane, I will meet you for lunch on the 22rd....snap...I just HEMMED UP!"

or

Man A: "What time is it sir? I have an appointment at 26:84pm!"

MAN B: "What 26:84pm?? Are you hemmed up or something?

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