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Portland Assdriver

This sexual act is very similar to the Portland Piledriver but instead of her cunt taking the beating, itҀ™s her ass.

It begins by positioning a chick with has her ass straight up in the air with only the back of her head and neck touching the floor. She can be held in position by a couch or small table. A more flexible & talented ho can use the back of her arms and elbows to get her ass in the right position.

A dude then stands over the chick, spits on her butthole, aims his cock straight down with his right hand, and drives it with much force into her ass. Then the cock is completely pulled out and the process is repeated.

I knew she liked it in the ass but I had no idea she would take the Portland Assdriver. Dumb ho.

by uojr October 14, 2004

12πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


Portland Doubledriver

This sexual act is a combination of the Portland Piledriver & the Portland Assdriver.

It begins by positioning a chick with has her ass straight up in the air with only the back of her head and neck touching the floor. She can be held in position by a couch or small table. A more flexible & talented ho can use the back of her arms and elbows to get her ass in the right position.

A dude then stands over the chick, spits on her pussy, aims his cock straight down with his right hand, and drives it with much force into her cunt. Then the cock is completely pulled out. He then her spits on her butthole, aims his cock straight down again, and drives it into her ass. This process is repeated back and forth from ass to cunt.

She was so drink last I got away with the Portland Doubledriver. She almost had one hole when I was done!

by uojr October 14, 2004

14πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Portland Tripledriver

This sexual act is only for the serious ho. This is the Portland Doubledriver with a classic finish.

It begins by positioning a chick with has her ass straight up in the air with only the back of her head and neck touching the floor. She can be held in position by a couch or small table. A more flexible & talented ho can use the back of her arms and elbows to get her ass in the right position.

A dude then stands over the chick, spits on her pussy, aims his cock straight down with his right hand, and drives it with much force into her cunt. Then the cock is completely pulled out. He then her spits on her butthole, aims his cock straight down again, and drives it into her ass. This process is repeated back and forth from ass to cunt. When he is ready to bust his nut he then spits in her mouth, takes out his dirty poop and puss covered stick, and drops it all the way down in her mouth to the back of her throat. The skank gets a quadruple dose of cunt, ass, spit & sperm. The ultimate humiliation.

I guess self-esteem is not an issue with Sally. I gave her the Portland Tripledriver last week and she's still speaking to me. What a dirty skank!

by uojr October 14, 2004

18πŸ‘ 28πŸ‘Ž


Portland Piledriver

This is a sexual act that begins by positioning a chick with has her ass straight up in the air with only the back of her head and neck touching the floor. She can be held in position by a couch or small table. A more flexible & talented ho can use the back of her arms and elbows to get her ass in the right position.

A dude then stands over the chick, spits on her pussy, aims his cock straight down with his right hand, and drives it with much force into her cunt. Then the cock is completely pulled out and the process is repeated.

I gave her the Portland Piledriver on the first date and the bitch did not bat an eye. What a ho.

by uojr October 14, 2004

47πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž