entreprocrastinator

A person who talks a lot about his or her big ideas, inventions, and money making schemes, but lacks the motivation to take action, .

If Jess wasn't such a entreprocrastinator, she would find a way to make money off of all the awesome words she makes up.

Senior Says

When playing cards with a senior citizen and they make all the rules to work in his/her favor.

We thought we were playing Gin Rummy with Dana's grandma; but as the rules kept changing we realized we were actually just playing a game of Senior Says.