sober wasted

to feel the symtoms of intoxication while being completely sober ( sometimes caused by sleepyness)

*dude r u okay ur not usually like this

*braa i dunno im sober wasted

4427👍 3568👎

Sunn!D

the meaning of life its self ;the reason the sun rises and sets ;the thing that makes jello jiggle
the secret ingredient in Coke; the beez third nut ...it's everything you need to know...and even more of what you don't

Teacher: ...so that would mean the subtotal would be ?
Student: Sunn!D.
Teacher: Wow! A+

Kid: Mommy were do babies come from?
Mommy: Sunn!D

You: Why should I continue living?
*voice whispers* Sunn!D...