Paris Hilton

A female creature,like human,only flatter,and with great power of using every bit of her ancestors hard work

A:Hey,isnt that Paris Hilton
B:Yuck
A:Look,she just used all of her dads cash
B:lol,im so glad,what will she do now?Lolz
A:Darn,she took her moms stack
B:Ohh mann...

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God

A main character from a bestseller Bible,who created the Earth for seven days,and the rest of the universe with all that planets,stars and all in one day,probably while having a snack,and now contorls us
Then he made his son,with VIRGIN Mary,Jesus,wich later he killed by putting him on cross,to learn his killers a lesson?
But one of the people thought this book is real,and he made the rest of 75% of humanity to belive in that,and not in Little Red Riding Hood.
there are also some other gods,by other books

A:God i praise you
B:Buddha I praise YOU
C:Little red riding hood,i praise you
D:i am hungry

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Make like a tree and beat it

Phrase that was used by a charcter called Biff,in ''Back To The Future''triology.
Its a stupid phrase that only he used,so when somebody tells you that,or he just watched the movie,or he is joking(or he is stupid,and thinks it has any sense)

Biff:So McFly,why dont you make like a tree and beat it
Marty:<blink><blink>

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