awesome possum

combination of the word "awesome" and "possum"!

text message: "hey, my wedding date is on june 26th, mark your calendar"
reply: "awesome possum"

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alo

when you pick up the phone, you say "alo" as the first word, just like "hello"

john: "alo, who is this?"
phone: "this is the police"
john: "oh"

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