This man is like so good at like fortnite and is like better dan u and like gets that pussy innit and is so good at everything and has sucked everyones mums except from people who start with the letter t (I got u g innit fam) sorry ppl had to save my boy the Alfie I know is
So cool like shut up blud
Sucks ur mum innit
Gets alotta pussy
Slides into yo girls dm's and then fucked her
and he is like yeah
also the best gamer to live
cool innit
aint no fucking wasteman innit
Oi Alfie is a fucking Mad Lad innit fam
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