reshitulous

when you just took a shit and less than a short while later you feel you must shit again.

dude i just took a huge dump and im starting to feel reshitulous

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Open Jaw Ticket

knowing with certainty you'll be receiving a blowjob.

Dude, Sally's coming out to the bars with us later. Totally got that open jaw ticket ;)

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